Maths is like toothpaste. Useless on its own, it only has a function when used with something else (i.e. a toothbrush).
At the end of the last century, 'Professor' G. Alliss took a long, hard look into the depths of his deep, dark soul and realised that Maths was in fact toothpaste. This site is dedicated to his theory. It is time the world was told.